shadow-pony:

corporalbutts:

Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long.

60 feet is a HUGE size.

Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece.

I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY:

I wanna see the finished piece

fleaz:

can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys 

(Source: chinitahermosaa)

mytoiletisclogged:

Yes yes :”)

grouprojects:

titmuffins:

grouprojects:

being gay is a sin?? um actually

bi = gay x straight

sin = straight / bi

the straights cancel

sin = 1/gay

times that by gay

gay(sin) = 0

gay = -sin

move the negative over

-gay = sin

so not being gay is a sin oops

idk what you just said but thanks nerd

(Source: snoia)

tragically-yours:

punk-fuck:

justiceandromance:

WOW LOOK AT THOSE SHITTY PHOTOS OF SOME AWESOME CAMPING STUFF GO TEAM

okay so basically my husband and i are not campers in any sense of the word and this massive gift was given to my husband by his uncle (who is also not a camper) as a wedding present and so far has done nothing but take up an ungodly amount of space

therefor, we (i) have decided to give it away so i dont have to stub my fucking toe on it every other goddamn day

WHAT IT INCLUDES:

• three twin size air mattresses (one of them is still in the box)
• two red one person sleeping bags
• one electric ignition propane stove
• a set of eating utensils
• four hard plastic plates
• four hard plastic cups
• three pots (one of which comes with a cover)
• two cooking utensils
• three huge water jugs with handles
• a battery powered lamp
• a giant tent that has mosquito netting so you can look out at stars and shit without worrying about bugs, a divider in the middle so you can turn it into a two room kinda deal idk, and can fit four sleeping bags without breaking a sweat

AS FAR AS I KNOW NOTHING FROM THIS SET HAS BEEN USED EXCEPT FOR THE TENT AND THE TWO SLEEPING BAGS AND THEY WERE ONLY USED TWICE AND TRUST ME THEY ARE IN GREAT CONDITION

RULES:

• i will ship this thing to you for free (THOUGH IT WOULD BE REALLY REALLY NICE OF YOU IF YOU PAID FOR SHIPPING I MEAN IM GIVING YOU THIS STUFF FOR FREE) unless you live someplace that i have to pay a fortune to get it there then sorry no
• you dont have to follow me
• i dont care if you reblog it to a giveaway blog
• likes count so please dont like it unless you are really serious about letting me ship this to you

WINNER IS PICKED AT RANDOM ON MAY 14TH SO YEAH YOU GOT TIL THEN

idk maybe your dad or your mom or someone you know wants this shi-stuff and you could give it to them for their birthday or something

please i just want this thing out of my house

im ready for summer, please, please, please

Stuff for vibessss, oh man 

ashlekay:

onthesideoftheotters:

clockworkcalliope:

thefrogman:

OH GOD I ANGERED IT

WHAT THE FUCK

I was not emotionally stable enough for that to happen to me.

n0bodysdaughter:

 

crunksalad:

My Daughter insisted on being “Princess Darth Vader” this year.

roberteugenebradley:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

Today has been great.  We can all go to bed, the day is finished.

(Source: tumblr.com)